Who's the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet?

I've seen multiple people on various online social networks who put down on their profile that their "The most sarcastic person you'll ever meet". Caesar's Ghost! You mean, every time we hold a conversation with that person that every thing they say will mean exactly the opposite?!?! I really want to know if they stand pat to their claim that they are truly the most sarcastic person anyone will ever meet. Let's add that to the long list of MySpace stereotypes:

-taking pictures that are spontaneous and candid, when really, they're holding the camera themselves!
-"Don't label me, I'm not a soup can" plastered all over their about me
-"Anyone who's not a fake" under the section "Who I'd Like To Meet"
-14 year old girls who try to look like they're 20 so they can have every single person that looks at their slutty picture with their pants down
-the guy who likes to take the shirtless picture to show off the photoshopped muscled body
-having Tila Tequila and Forbidden on their top 8
-the girl who says she ugly and fat then tells people not to comment when really, she has some kind of eating disorder and is in a thong bent over a bath room sink with a camera in their hand
-the emo "individuals" that say they are unique and different from everyone else, but in truth, they all look alike and if you were to play "Where's Emo", you won't be able to
-under music, saying that they "all kinds of music"
-the opaque-colored picture of a topless girl on top of a topless guy on a beach on their page

And now you can add:
-"I'm the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet"

TA fucking DA, there you have it, the list of MySpace cliches that plague the internet. People try to set themselves apart when they all do the same! I call it the INCBIRAC complex. It stands for the I'm Not Conforming But I Really Am Conforming.

Everyone saying they are unique, but no they're not. They saw someone else on MySpace and they copy.

My final statement: These people that claim that they are the most sarcastic person anyone will ever meet are frauds. Shams.

Is there really a most sarcastic person in existence? Yes there is: ME BITCH! I am the most sarcastic person you will ever meet!

(Did you see what I did there? I said I'm the most sarcastic person in existence, but I said that with sarcasm.)

My whole point here is that. Originality and uniqueness are very hard to come by nowadays. Everyone starts to classify themselves as original, but when they do, they're totally just like everyone else. Originality has no meaning or value anymore. It's all one massive trend.

So I guess everyone we talk to, we can all be under the assumption that they are just being sarcastic? How can that even be made into a trend now? Does anyone know what the word sarcasm means? Someone please explain to me how all of a sudden people are the most sarcastic anyone will meet? Is everyone becoming sarcastic by intention because someone else is doing it?

"Oh look, she says she likes that red dress but she really doesn't. I'm going to go be sarcastic now!"

"Oh hey, I like your shoes. (girl walks away) Oh my god! Did you see that, I was totally sarcastic to that bitch with the ugly shoes."

Her friend goes "Oh my god, you were totally sarcastic! You're the epitome of original."

Only Child? That's Only Half True.

I grew up being the only child, but as I got older, I've had a suspicion that my dad had banged some other woman back in the Philippines decades ago. Today, that suspicion became truth. Relatives dropped by for a visit and had lunch. My dad introduced me to 18 year old L.A. Yes his name is L.A. My dads name is Leo Archie. Figure out how L.A. got his name. Go ahead, it's not that hard.

As my dad introduced me to him, he didn't say he was my half-brother, but my uncle did. They were only here for around an hour. I have never felt an hour that was filled with awkwardness, but then again, I feel that way in every family gathering.

I really find it odd on how my parents can't tell me directly that I have a half-brother floating around, specifically Las Vegas (where L.A. and his family are currently residing in). There's so much stuff that I know that my parents think I'm completely oblivious of. I'm an adult, I think I could handle that I have a half-brother. To be honest, I don't really care. He's just another relative that I won't see for years.

One thing I'd like to point out though. My cousin also came along for the visit and he brought his girlfriend along. She was quite the looker. Nice butt.